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sadie. eighteen. rper. wannabe singer. talentless but still awesome. i say bro and man, a lot. i have a dude's brain but i'm inside a girl's body. yeah.

people i love: ryan gosling. andrew garfield. joseph gordon-levitt. armie hammer. penn badgley. garrett hedlund. bradley cooper. matt bomer. dave franco. alex pettyfer. henry cavill. jake gyllenhaal. minka kelly. olivia wilde. mila kunis. lyndsy fonseca. gemma arterton. scarlett johansson. amber heard. shay mitchell. megan fox. zoe saldana. sophia bush. dianna agron.

movies i love: the social network. inception. 500 days of summer. a single man. star trek. anything with ryan gosling.

music i love: mumford & sons. edward sharpe and the magnetic zeros. grace potter and the nocturnals. kings of leon. band of skulls. vampire weekend. phoenix.

tv shows i love: glee. pretty little liars. white collar. nikita. one tree hill. friday night lights. criminal minds. ncis. house. happy endings. community.

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Everyone on Tumblr is so talented, and I’m just here.

(Source: fueledbyparamore)

zefron:

 

“That’s a Halloween store,You know those stores that pop up during Halloween? But there’s always an adult section. And somehow there was a brilliant lapse in judgment, and I decided to take a photo with a fan, in front of a giant dildo or something.

“I don’t know,Your parents see that stuff, y’know? My mom was like, ‘Zac, what are you doing in a sex shop?’ And I was like, ‘Mom, it’s not a sex shop.’ My dad called me, and he’s like, ‘Y’know, Zac, just from now on’—it was literally straight out of American Pie—‘if you’re shopping for sex toys, don’t take pictures with fans inside the store.’ I’m like, ‘Really, Dad? I’ll take that into consideration next time I’m stocking up.’ And then my friend is like, ‘Next time why don’t you take a picture holding a giant dildo? Really give ‘em something to talk about.’ ”
"It’s PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!"
--- George Washington Carver (via historysaidwhat)

that awkward moment when you scroll through your dash too quickly and mistaken hayley williams for rhianna.

jglnews:

A wild Joseph Gordon-Levitt appears

London, June ‘11 (Get your tickets for the HitRECord @ The Movies show here)
c-swanepoel:

Candice & Erin on how they met:Candice: We met at a photoshoot on St. Barth, we had our cabanas close to each other. I thought I was alone, I was tanning nude. Suddenly I heard some real gangster music. So I looked over and saw Erin lying naked there with her music.

Erin: I thought nobody could hear me and then I looked over and there’s naked Candice!Candice: Hello!